5:32 PM on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
This is so DAMN FUNNY, you all gotta see it!( I got this email)/;P
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
Pass around for some laughter*Labels: Leaving the typing with joy, Yu Fang
5:40 PM on Monday, April 6, 2009
Hey guys, Erms, i got a cool thing i got from my friend, Take a look at it and feel like a fool!
6 facts in LIFE
1st fact: You cannot lick yr elbow wif yr tongue
2nd fact: Now all fools will try it
3rd fact: Now you will smile as you have juz bcum a fool
4th fact : Now you want to fool all your friends
5th fact: You will forward it to all fools
6th fact: Fact one is false
CHEERS!
P.s I noe its a little too late to fool you all. HOw abt, HAPPY BELATED APRIL'S FOOL!
Labels: [Y]uFang, Leaving the typing with joy